Biblical Contradictions

And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.

Now the God of peace be with you all. Amen.

And Jesus himself began to be about thirty years of age, being (as was supposed) the son of Joseph, which was the son of Heli.

And when the sabbath was past, Mary Magdalene, and Mary the mother of James, and Salome, had bought sweet spices, that they might come and anoint him.

Ye have heard how I said unto you, I go away, and come again unto you. If ye loved me, ye would rejoice, because I said, I go unto the Father: for my Father is greater than I.

And out of the ground the LORD God formed every beast of the field, and every fowl of the air; and brought them unto Adam to see what he would call them.

Of clean beasts, and of beasts that are not clean, and of fowls, and of every thing that creepeth upon the earth. There went in two and two unto Noah into the ark, the male and the female.

And Solomon had four thousand stalls for horses and chariots, and twelve thousand horsemen.

For in much wisdom is much grief: and he that increaseth knowledge increaseth sorrow.

Now the birth of Jesus Christ was on this wise: When as his mother Mary was espoused to Joseph, before they came together, she was found with child of the Holy Ghost.

The fathers shall not be put to death for the children, neither shall the children be put to death for the fathers: every man shall be put to death for his own sin.

And the stork, and the heron after her kind, and the lapwing, and the bat.

Rabbits do not bring up anything; they let it go all the way through, then eat it again. The description given in Leviticus is inaccurate.

And out of the ground the LORD God formed every beast of the field, and every fowl of the air; and brought them unto Adam to see what he would call them.

Again, the devil taketh him up into an exceeding high mountain, and sheweth him all the kingdoms of the world, and the glory of them.

Where wast thou when I laid the foundations of the earth? declare, if thou hast understanding.

Hast thou entered into the treasures of the snow? Or hast thou seen the treasures of the hail?

God has to fix up his creation as he goes, and he would certainly not be very satisfied with the disobedience of that primordial couple.

"And Moses was wroth… Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman… But all the women children keep alive for yourselves."

"The righteous perisheth, and no man layeth it to heart."

"Now this man (Judas) purchased a field with the reward of iniquity; and falling headlong, he burst asunder in the midst, and all his bowels gushed out."

"And he came down with them, and stood in the plain, and the company of his disciples, and a great multitude of people… came to hear him… And he lifted up his eyes on his disciples and said…"

"Father, unto thy hands I commend my spirit."

Either THREE YEARS OF FAMINE…

And SATAN stood up against Israel, and provoked David to number Israel.

Luke traces it from Jesus all the way back to Adam. The only common name to these two lists between David and Jesus is JOSEPH.

"No man hath seen God at any time." "And he said, Thou canst not see my face; for there shall no man see me and live."

"The Lord is very pitiful and of tender mercy." "For his mercy endureth forever." "God is love."

"Let no man say when he is tempted, I am tempted of God; for God cannot be tempted with evil, neither tempteth he any man."

"No man hath ascended up to heaven but he that came down from heaven, … the Son of Man."

Before the cock crow twice.

Then began he to curse and to swear, saying, I know not the man. And immediately the cock crew.

And David called one of the young men, and said, Go near, and fall upon him. And he smote him that he died.

4 beatitudes (Luke 6:20-23)

"Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God."

And the chief priests took the silver pieces… And they took counsel, and bought with them the potter's field.

The actual verse is in Zechariah.

For every man shall bear his own burden.

Answer a fool according to his folly, lest he be wise in his own conceit.

And the five sons of Michael the daughter of Saul, whom she brought up for Adriel the son of Barzillai the Meholathite.

Jehoiachin was eight years old when he began to reign.

1 Corinthians 7 whole chapter — see verses 1, 2, 27, 39, 40 — advises against marriage.

And they that were with me saw indeed the light, and were afraid; but they heard not the voice of him that spoke to me.

For he that is not against us is on our part.

And entering into the sepulchre, they saw a young man sitting on the right side.

"And the LORD repented of the evil which he thought to do."

1 Thessalonians 4:15-18 — "We which are alive and remain unto the coming of the Lord."

250 overseers.

Michaiah the daughter of Uriel.

36th year of the reign of Asa.

42.

Shallum.

Purple.

Wine with myrrh.

"After three days he will rise again."